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Lord Jesus Christ hit by car in Massachusetts PDF Print E-mail
Written by The Dock Reporter   
Wednesday, 12 May 2010 04:11

Yes, he lives.

According to police reports in Northampton, Massachusetts last Saturday, a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ.

Police officers checked the 50-year-old man from Belchertown’s ID and discovered that his legal name was indeed Lord Jesus Christ. He was later brought to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

The woman who ran him down, 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

 

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